1. لا تَحمَدَنَّ أَبا حَربٍ بِأُسرَتِهِ

    قَد يَثبُتُ اللَيثُ وَالخِنزيرُ في الغابِ

    Do not praise Abu Harb for his family.

    The lion and the pig may both dwell in the forest.

  2. مُحَمَّدٌ تائِهٌ مِن فَرطِ جِنَّتِهِ

    مِفتاحُ غَيٍّ لِقَومٍ أَهلِ أَحسابِ

    Muhammad is bewildered by his excessive madness,

    A key to misguidance for people of noble lineage.

  3. قَد كانَ سَبَّني مِن جُبنِهِ أَسَداً

    عَلى المُهَلَّبِ صَفّاياً بِأَنيابِ

    He once reviled me out of cowardice, playing the lion,

    Against al-Muhallab, a 'purifier' with fangs [word unclear].

  4. أُفٍّ لَهُ والِياً ما كانَ أَحمَقَهُ

    يَومَ اِستَخَفَّ بِإِخواني وَأَصحابي

    Ugh to him as governor—how foolish he was

    The day he belittled my brothers and companions.

  5. لا نَبوَتي رُشدَهُ إِلّا تَخَوُّنَهُ

    غِمداً لِأَيرٍ غَوِيٍّ بِاِستِ مُنجابِ

    My aversion to his good sense is nothing but mistrust of him [wording unclear]:

    As a sheath for a wanton cock in Munjab's arse.

  6. يُحِبُّ أَزواجَ مُنجابٍ وَيُكرِمُهُم

    وَلا يُجاوِزُهُم باباً إِلى بابِ

    He loves Munjab's husbands and honors them,

    Nor does he go beyond them, from one door to another.

  7. كَأَنَّهُ ضَمِنٌ مِن داءِ صاحِبِهِ

    وَمُشتَهٍ بَعضَ ما يَأتي مِنَ العابِ

    As though afflicted by his companion's ailment,

    And craving some of the games he plays.

  8. قُل لِلضَغيطِ أَبي حَربٍ مُجاهَرَةً

    قَولَ اِمرِئٍ مُغرِبٍ بِالذَمِّ إِغرابي

    Tell the fool Abu Harb openly,

    In the words of a man as extravagant in abuse as I am:

  9. إِن كُنتَ جانَبتَ مَهدِياً فَإِنَّ لَنا

    فَما بالُنا نَخفى عَلى النابِ

    If you have shunned Mahdi, then we have...

    Why, then, do we escape the old she-camel's notice?

  10. يَسعى بِنا زَوجُ مُنجابٍ فَنُعتِبُهُ

    وَلا يَهِمُّ لَنا يَوماً بِإِعتابِ

    Munjab's husband informs against us, and we appease him,

    Yet he never thinks of appeasing us.

  11. قالَ الخَبيرُ بِمُنجابٍ وَسَوأَتِهِ

    لَمّا رَأى دَأَبي سِرّاً وَإِدآبي

    The man acquainted with Munjab and his private parts said,

    When he saw my secret persistence and tireless efforts:

  12. إِذا طَلَبتَ إِلى المُنجابِ نافِلَةً

    فَاِطلُب بِأَيرِكَ لا تَطلُب بِكَرّابِ

    If you ask al-Munjab for an extra favor,

    Then ask with your cock; do not ask with a ploughman.

  13. وَقائِلٍ في الغَواني جُلُّ حاجَتِهِ

    يَلقى مِن شَوقٍ وَأَتعابِ

    And many a speaker, whose chief desire is for beautiful women,

    Endures longing and hardship:

  14. يا لَيتَ جُردانَ مُنجابٍ وَخُصيَتَهُ

    كانا حِراً فَاِشتَفَينا مِن حِرٍ رابِ

    If only Munjab's cock and his testicle

    Were a cunt, so we could find relief in a swollen cunt—

  15. فَخمٌ غَليظٌ يُطيفُ المُنعِظونَ بِهِ

    إِذا تَجَمَّرَ مِن حادٍ وَمُنتابِ

    Massive and thick, with men with erections circling it,

    When a crowd of camel-drivers and frequent visitors gathers.

  16. نِعمَ الشَفيعُ اِستُ مُنجابٍ إِذا غُسِلَت

    لِمُنعِظٍ غَيرِ مُعتَلٍّ وَلا آبِ

    What a fine intercessor is Munjab's arse, when washed,

    For a man with an erection, neither ailing nor unwilling.