1. نَفَقتَ نُفوقَ الحِمارِ الذَكَر

    وَبانَ ضُراطُكَ مِنّا فَمَر

    You died the death of a male ass,

    and your farting left us, then passed away.

  2. يَقولُ الطَبيبُ بِهِ فالِجٌ

    فَقُلتُ كَذَبتَ وَلَكِن قَصَر

    The physician says, 'He has palsy.'

    So I said, 'You lie; rather, it is a beast's neck disease.'

  3. وَقَد يُتَوَقَّعُ مَوتُ الحِما

    رِ إِلّا بِبَعضِ مَنايا الحُمُر

    And an ass's death may indeed be expected

    only through one of the deaths that befall asses.

  4. فَقَدنا يَهودِيَّ قُطرُبُّلٍ

    وَما فَقدُناهُ بِإِحدى الكُبَر

    We have lost the Jew of Qutrubbul,

    and our loss of him is no great calamity.

  5. عُلَيجٌ يَدينُ بِأَن لا إِلَ

    هَ وَأَن لا قَضاءَ وَأَن لا قَدَر

    A little foreign lout who professes that there is no god,

    and no divine decree, and no predestination;

  6. وَشَتّامَةٌ لِصِحابِ النَبِي

    يِ يُزجَرُ عَنهُم فَما يَنزَجِر

    and a relentless abuser of the Prophet's Companions:

    he is warned to leave them alone, yet will not desist.

  7. إِذا جَحَدَ اللَهَ وَالمُرسَلي

    نَ فَكَيفَ نُعاتِبُهُ في عُمَر

    If he denies God and the messengers,

    then how can we reproach him over Umar?

  8. وَساوَرَ دِجلَةَ لَولا الحَيا

    ءُ لِيَقطَعَ جِريَتَها بِالبِدَر

    And, but for shame, he would have assailed the Tigris

    to cut off its flow with bags of coin.

  9. فَأَينَ الخَليفَةَ عَمّا أَعَدَّ

    وَعَمّا أَفادَ وَعَمّا اِدَّخَر

    So where is the caliph regarding what he laid by,

    and what he acquired, and what he hoarded?

  10. أَيَترُكُ ما كانَ مُستَخفِياً

    فَكَيفَ بِتَركِ الَّذي قَد ظَهَر

    Will he leave untouched what was hidden?

    Then how could he leave what has come to light?

  11. لَهُ خَلَفٌ مِثلُ غَرزِ الجَرا

    دِ بَعيدونَ مِن كُلِّ أَمرٍ يَسُر

    He has offspring like the spawn of locusts,

    far from anything that brings delight.

  12. أَيَعقوبَ أَختارُ أَم صالِحاً

    وَما فيهِما مِن خِيارٍ لِحُر

    Shall I choose Yaqub or Salih?

    And neither is a worthy choice for a freeborn man.

  13. وَكُنتُ وَكانا كَما قيلَ لِل

    عِبادِيِّ أَيُّ حِمارَيكَ شَرّ

    And my case with those two was like the question put to the

    Ibadi: 'Which of your two asses is worse?'

  14. عَلى أَنَّ أَدناهُما سَنخَةً

    صَغيرُهُما الفاحِشُ المُحتَقَر

    Though the baser of the two in stock

    is the younger, foul-mouthed and despised.

  15. هَلِ اِبنُ القُماشِيَةِ اليَومَ لي

    مُقيمٌ عَلى الذَنبِ أَم يَعتَذِر

    Is al-Qumashiyya's son today, in his conduct toward me,

    persisting in his offense, or offering an apology?

  16. وَهَل يَذكُرَنَّ سُرى أُمِّهِ

    بِلَيلٍ وَدَلجَتِها في السَحَر

    And does he truly remember his mother's night journey,

    by night, and her travels before dawn?

  17. وَهَل يَعلَمَنَّ بِأَنّي اِمرُؤٌ

    عَلى ما يَسوؤُهُمُ مُقتَدِر

    And does he truly know that I am a man

    able to do whatever will distress them?

  18. عِصابَةُ سوءٍ تَمادى بِها

    ضُراطُ الحَميرِ وَخَضمُ البَقَر

    A wicked band, among whom run unchecked

    the farting of asses and the chomping of cattle.

  19. وَما ساءَني أَنَّهُم أَصبَحوا

    مِنَ الخِزيِ في دارِ شَرٍّ وَعَر

    And it did not grieve me that they ended up

    through disgrace, in an abode of evil and mange.

  20. وَإِنَّ اِبنَ عَزرَةَ مُستَعبِرٌ

    يُبَكّى عَلى خَلَلٍ قَد دَثَر

    And Ibn Azra is indeed in tears,

    made to weep over a hole now obliterated.

  21. فَأَهوِن عَلَيَّ بِتِلكَ الدُمو

    عِ تَرَقرَقَ في الخَدِّ أَو تَنحَدِر

    So how little those tears mean to me,

    whether they shimmer on the cheek or stream down!

  22. لَعَلَّ أَبا الصَقرِ يَجلو بِنا

    ظَلامَ الخُطوبِ بِيَومٍ أَغَرّ

    Perhaps Abu al-Saqr will dispel for us

    the darkness of calamities with a radiant day.

  23. فَتىً رَفَعَت بَيتَهُ وائِلٌ

    إِلى حَيثُ تَرقى النُجومُ الزُهُر

    A young man whose house Wa'il has raised

    to where the bright stars ascend.