1. وتَيسٍ عجيبِ الشَّكلِ يأكلُ بِاسْتِه

    ويَبعَرُ مِن فيهِ ويَحسَبُه شِعْرا

    And a strangely shaped he-goat eats through his anus,

    And passes dung from his mouth, thinking it poetry.

  2. يُبَصْبِصُ في وجَهْي لدى الأُنس بالّذي

    يُلَفُّ على الخَيشوم إن رُعْتُه زَجْرا

    When at ease, he wags in my face that which

    Is wrapped over his snout if I frighten him with a rebuke.

  3. ويُوسِعُني مهما تَخلَّف غَيبْةً

    وأُوسِعُه مهما التَقْيتُ به بِشْرا

    And whenever he stays away, he heaps backbiting on me,

    While I lavish good cheer on him whenever I meet him.

  4. وكم من مُلمٍّ قلَّ أو جلَّ نابني

    لدَهْري فلم أعَدمْ على قَدْرِه صَبرا

    And how many an affliction, small or great, has befallen me

    In my lifetime—yet I never lacked patience to match it.