1. يا ابن حوانويه ما المشتري

    مدحي من الناس بمغبونِ

    O son of Huwanawayh, no buyer

    of my praise among men is cheated.

  2. سميت بالبائع لا بائع ال

    بّر ولكن بائع الدينِ

    You were named the seller—not a seller of

    wheat, but a seller of religion.

  3. يا شاهداً تشهد أفعاله

    بأنّه نسل الملاعينِ

    O witness whose deeds bear witness

    that he is the offspring of the accursed!

  4. جدك في خيبر كان الذي

    سن الهجا في آل ياسينِ

    Your grandfather at Khaybar was the one

    who began lampooning the house of Ya-Sin.

  5. قد قدم الحجاج هيا إلى

    بطّك هيا للممايينِ

    The pilgrims have arrived! Come on, to

    your ducks! Come for the Mamayin!

  6. أخرج لهم في شكلب واتّزن

    منهم وطفف في الموازينِ

    Go out to them in Shaklab, and collect payment

    from them, and give short weight in the scales.

  7. لو قيل في الصين فتىً أيِّرٌ

    رجعت في الحال إِلى الصنينِ

    If word were heard in China of a big-cocked young man,

    you would return at once to al-Sinnin.

  8. أوقام أيري لك بين المَلا

    قيام شعري كنت تغنيني

    Or if my cock rose for you before the crowd

    as my verse does, you would make me rich.

  9. والله ما جئتك مسترفدا

    ولا إذا جئتك تعطيني

    By God, I did not come to you seeking gifts,

    nor do you give me anything when I come.

  10. وإنما بنتك مذ لم تزل

    قبل توفيها توافيني

    Rather, your daughter had always,

    before her death, kept coming to me.

  11. قد شربت في بيتنا وحده

    ماء بدينار وخمسينِ

    In our house alone she drank

    water worth a dinar and fifty.

  12. لها يد عندى ورجل معا

    والرجل دون البد تكفيني

    She has given me a hand—and a leg as well;

    and the leg, without the hand, suffices me.

  13. وإن تكن قد درجت هذه

    فاختها الحيّة تحبيني

    And if this one has passed away,

    her living sister bestows favors on me.

  14. حسنية الوقت ولكنها

    أقبح أنثى بعد تحسينِ

    The Husniyya of our time, yet she is

    the ugliest female even after beautification.

  15. قرنك إن أعطيتني حبَّة

    ولو تشبهت بقارونِ

    I'll be your cuckold if you give me one grain,

    even if you imitate Qarun.