1. نِعمَ الفَتى اِبنُ الأَعمَشِ الغَثُّ الذَفِر

    لَولا الحِلاقُ وَالجُنونُ وَالبَخَر

    What a fine youth is the scrawny, reeking son of al-A‘mash,

    Were it not for head-shaving, madness, and foul breath!

  2. كَأَنَّما أَسنانُهُ إِذا كَشَر

    حَبٌّ مِنَ القَرعِ مُؤَدَّرٌ نَخِر

    His teeth, when he bares them, look like

    Swollen, rotten gourd seeds.

  3. يا حَبَّذا أُمُّكَ إِمراةُ البَشَر

    وَجُزِيَت صالِحَةً عَنِ الكَمَر

    Ah, how splendid your mother—the woman of all mankind!

    And may she receive a good reward on behalf of the penis-heads.

  4. مَن غالَ بَعدَ صَدعِها فَلا اِنجَبَر

    Whoever does harm after her splitting—may he never mend.