1. ذُقْ أبا جعفر مغبَّةَ جُرْمِكْ

    واجْنِ ما أثْمرتْ سفاهةُ حِلْمِكْ

    Taste, Abu Jaʿfar, the consequences of your offense.

    And reap what the folly of your reason has borne.

  2. ما تعرَّضْتَ لي وجَدّك حتى

    قرنَ اللَّه كلَّ نحْسٍ بنَجْمِكْ

    You did not assail me—by your fortune—until

    God yoked every misfortune to your star.

  3. أبِعَقْل المُعلّمين يُعابُ ال

    شعرُ أيري في القعر من بظر أمِّك

    Is it with teachers’ wits that one faults the—

    poetry? My cock is in the depths of your mother’s clitoris.

  4. لستَ عندي إن عِبْتَ شعري ملُوماً

    لك عُذْرٌ لديَّ في ضيقِ علمك

    You are not blameworthy in my eyes if you fault my poetry.

    You have an excuse with me in your limited knowledge.

  5. لقَرِيضي يا ابن الزّواني معانٍ

    قصُرَتْ دونها مذاهبُ فهْمِك

    My verse, O son of whores, has meanings

    that the avenues of your understanding fail to reach.

  6. هُنْتَ عندي فلا مديحُك يُهْدِي

    لي سروراً ولا أُساء بذَمّك

    You are worthless to me: your praise does not bring

    me joy, nor am I distressed by your censure.

  7. أنت نغل من ألف نُطفةِ فَحْلٍ

    عدداً رُكّبَتْ مفاصِلُ جِسمك

    You are a bastard; from a thousand drops of studs’ seed

    in all, the joints of your body were assembled.

  8. قد أردْتُ الإعراضَ عنك احتقاراً

    لك لا أنَّني جَنَحْتُ لسِلْمِك

    I had intended to turn away from you out of contempt

    for you, not because I inclined toward peace with you.

  9. فتذكْرتُ موبقاتِ ذُنوبي

    فرجَوْتُ الخروجَ منها بشَتْمك

    Then I remembered my ruinous sins,

    so I hoped to escape them by reviling you.

  10. فاحمدِ اللَّهَ قد رُزِقْتَ هجاءً

    بعد طول الخُمول نوَّه باسْمِك

    So praise God: you have been granted a lampoon

    that, after long obscurity, has made your name known.

  11. فخُذَنهُ فإنْ قَنِعْت وإلا

    فَعَلَيْنا من بعدُ توفيرُ قسْمك

    So take it, if you are satisfied; otherwise,

    it falls to us thereafter to increase your share.