1. ألا قُل لنحويِّكَ الأخفشِ

    أنِسْتَ فأقصِرْ ولم تُوحِشِ

    Lo, tell your grammarian al-Akhfash:

    You have grown familiar; desist before you give offense.

  2. وما كنتَ عن غيَّةٍ مُقصِراً

    وأشلاءُ أُمك لم تُنْبَشِ

    Yet you were never one to desist from error,

    while your mother's remains lay unexhumed.

  3. تحدّيتَ صَلّاً وفي نفْثه

    نذيرٌ فأقلِع ولم تُنهش

    You challenged an asp, whose breath holds

    a warning; desist while you are still unbitten.

  4. أبا حسن إنّني سائلٌ

    فأعدد جواباً ولا تَدْهش

    Abu Hasan, I have a question:

    prepare an answer, and do not be bewildered.

  5. أليسَ أبوك بني آدمٍ

    فأنَّى طُمسْتَ ولم تُنقَش

    Is your father not one of Adam's children?

    How, then, were you effaced without ever being engraved?

  6. ولمْ جئتَ أسودَ ذا حُلكةٍ

    ولم تأتِ كالحية الأرقش

    And why did you come black, pitch-dark,

    and not like a speckled snake?

  7. لقد غُشّ فيك أبٌ غافلٌ

    فما دُهمةٌ فيك لم تُغشَش

    An unwitting father was surely deceived about you,

    for no blackness in you has escaped adulteration.

  8. أبٌّ ذو فِراشٍ ولكنه

    لأيِّ البرية لم يُفرَش

    A father who owned a marriage bed—but

    for what creature was that bed not spread?

  9. أما والقريض وأسواقه

    ونَجْشك فيه من النُّجَّش

    By verse and its markets,

    and your sham bidding there among the sham bidders,

  10. ودعْواك عرفان نُقَّاده

    بفضلِ النَقيِّ على الأنمش

    and your claim to its critics' knowledge

    of the unblemished's superiority over the freckled:

  11. لئنْ جِئتَ ذا بَشرٍ حالكٍ

    لقد جئتَ ذا نسب أبرش

    though you came with pitch-black skin,

    you certainly came with a mottled lineage.

  12. وما واحدٌ جاء من أمه

    بأعجب من ناقدٍ أخفش

    No one born of his mother

    is stranger than a bleary-eyed critic.

  13. ألا يا ابن تلك التي كارمتْ

    أيورَ الزناةِ ولم تَرتش

    O son of her who vied in generosity

    with adulterers' cocks, taking no bribe,

  14. وأضحتْ تَعِيرُ مع العائِري

    نَ في زُمرة البَقَش الأبقش

    and went roaming with the roamers—

    among the motley rabble.

  15. ولمْ لا تَعيرُ ولم تضربُوا

    عليها حجابَ بني دَنقَشِ

    Why should she not roam, when you never set

    over her the screen of Banu Danqash,

  16. ولم تحرسوا خَلَواتِ استِها

    برقبةِ زَخْشٍ ولا خُتَّش

    nor guarded the secluded recesses of her ass

    with the watch of Zakhsh or Khuttash?

  17. فما ظَنُّكمْ بالتي لم تزم

    مُ يا للرجال ولم تُخْشَش

    What do you expect of a woman left unbridled—

    O men!—and unfitted with a nose-rein?

  18. أليستْ تسيرُ على وجهِها

    بسيرة سَيْدوكَ أو دَنْهش

    Does she not go her own way,

    in the manner of Sayduk or Danhash?

  19. وأنَّى تعفُّ وفي طيزها

    سعيرٌ يهرُّ على الحُشَّش

    How can she be chaste, when in her ass

    a blaze snarls at the grass-gatherers?

  20. تظلُّ إذا قلَّ قثَّاؤها

    تَموشُ البقايا مع الموَّش

    When her cucumbers run short, she spends the day

    gleaning leftovers with the gleaners.

  21. تُناك ودَيُّوثُها نائمٌ

    يَفُشُّ الفُسَيّا مع الفُشّش

    She is fucked while her cuckold sleeps,

    letting out little farts with the farters.

  22. وكم جَاهَرتْه وقالت له

    تَغَافل كأنَك في مَرْعش

    How often she confronted him openly and told him:

    Look the other way, as though you were in Mar'ash.

  23. إذا ما احْتشتْ لم تَخف سُخطَهُ

    لأن الفتى مثلها مُحتش

    Whenever she gathers grass, she fears not his wrath,

    for the fellow, like her, gathers grass.

  24. وماذا ينيكُون من شيخةٍ

    قد استكْرشَتْ كلَّ مُستَكرَش

    And what is there to fuck in an old woman

    who has grown potbellied in every possible way?

  25. كسا طيزها شمطٌ لابدٌ

    على القمل كالصوف لم يُنْفش

    Matted, grizzled hair clothes her ass,

    over the lice, like wool never carded.

  26. إذا ذُكرتْ لم يكن ذِكرها

    بأيسر نتناً من المَنْبَش

    When she is mentioned, her mention is not

    any less foul-smelling than unearthed remains.

  27. عذيري من ابن التي لم تزل

    تُقلَّبُ كالطائر المَرْعش

    Who will defend me against the son of her who never ceased

    being tossed about like a trembling bird?

  28. لهما كلَّ يوم إلى فاسقٍ

    حَنينُ قطامٍ إلى جَحْوَش

    Each day the two of them feel for a libertine

    the yearning of Qatam for Jahwash,

  29. إلى أن قَرى في حشاها الزَنا

    حنيناً من الرنَش الأرنش

    until fornication deposited in her womb

    a longing from the most motley rabble.

  30. أُسَيْوِدُ جاءَت به قردةٌ

    سُوَيداءُ غاويةُ المفْرَش

    A little black fellow, brought forth by a she-ape,

    a little black one, wanton in bed.

  31. أتتنا به في سَواد استها

    وأذناه في صفرة المشمش

    She brought him to us in the blackness of her ass,

    his two ears the yellow of apricots.

  32. عظيمَ كَشاخِنةٍ قائداً

    طويل السلامة لم يُخدَش

    A chief of cuckolds, a pimp,

    long unharmed, never scratched.

  33. كأن سنا الشَّتم في عرضه

    سنا الفجر في السحَر الأغبش

    As though the gleam of abuse upon his honor

    were dawn's gleam in the murky predawn.

  34. تسمَّعْ أحاديثَها صاحياً

    فإنك من حُمقٍ مُنْتَش

    Listen soberly to her stories,

    for stupidity has made you drunk.

  35. أتت بك أمك من أمةٍ

    فإن كنت أعمى فلا تطرش

    Your mother brought you forth from a whole nation;

    if you are blind, do not be deaf as well.

  36. أتأكُلُ مني ولمّا تَجُعْ

    وتشربُ مني ولم تَعْطش

    Do you eat from me, not yet hungry,

    and drink from me, though not thirsty?

  37. ولؤْمُكَ لؤمٌ له فضلُهُ

    رَوَيناهُ قِدماً على الأعْمش

    Your baseness is baseness with its own distinction;

    we related it long ago on al-A'mash's authority.

  38. تَبَيّنَ والشمس معدومة

    وأظلمَ والليلُ لم يَغْطَش

    It became manifest while the sun was absent,

    and darkened before night grew dark.

  39. أقولُ وقد جاءني أنه

    ينوشُ هِجائي مع النوَّش

    I say, having been told that he

    takes swipes at me in satire with the other assailants:

  40. إذا عكس الدهرُ أحكامَهُ

    سطا أضعفُ القوم بالأبطش

    When Time reverses its judgments,

    the weakest of men assaults the strongest.

  41. أما ومُحلِّيك بالأسوَدَي

    ن لون الدُجى والعمى الأغطش

    By Him who adorned you with the two black things—

    night's color and pitch-dark blindness—

  42. لتعترفنَّ هجاءً يُري

    ك مَوْتك عيْشَك في العُيَّش

    you shall surely recognize a satire that shows

    you your death while you live among the living.

  43. رويداً تَزُرك على رِسلها

    وتَجري كعهدِك لم تُنكش

    Wait a little: they will visit you at their leisure,

    and flow as you have known them, never exhausted:

  44. قواف إذا أنت أُسمِعتهما

    ضحكت إليها ولم تَبْشش

    rhymes that, when you are made to hear them both,

    make you laugh at them without gladness,

  45. كما ضحِكَ البغلُ لوَّى الزيا

    رُ جحْفَلةً منْه لم تهشش

    as a mule grins when the twitch twists

    one of its lips, without delight.

  46. تروحُ بها سيداً نابهاً

    وإن كُنتَ في الوَبَش الأوبش

    With them you go forth a lord of renown,

    though you belong to the vilest rabble.

  47. ولهفي ربِحتَ وأخسرْتني

    نَبلْتَ وطشتُ مع الطيَّش

    Alas for me! You profited and made me lose;

    you rose in esteem; I grew rash among the rash.

  48. وقد كان في الحلم لي فُسحةٌ

    ولكن عثرتَ ولم تُنعش

    Forbearance had offered me ample room,

    but you stumbled and were not raised up.

  49. وإنّي لمِبْرىً لمن كادني

    وما شِئتَ من صَنعٍ مِريَش

    I am indeed a paring blade for whoever plots against me,

    as skilled an arrow-fletcher as you could wish.

  50. أحينَ غدا مِقْولي مبرَداً

    حجشت شباه ألا فاجْحَش

    Is it now, when my tongue has become a file,

    that you graze its edge? Come then, scrape away!

  51. أُخيَّك لا تستطِش حِلمَهُ

    فما سَهمُهُ عنك بالأطيش

    Your little brother—do not goad his forbearance into rashness;

    for his arrow is not one to miss you.

  52. عرضْتَ لشوك قتاداته

    وما شَوْكُهُنّ بمستنقش

    You exposed yourself to the thorns of his qatad bushes,

    and their thorns cannot be extracted.

  53. غدا الحارِشُون معاً للضَبا

    ب لا للمُقرَّنة النُهَّش

    The lizard-hunters went out together after lizards—

    not horned, biting serpents.

  54. وأغداك حَيْنُك من بينهِم

    لحرش الأفاعي مع الحُرَّش

    But your doom sent you out from among them,

    to provoke vipers with the provokers.

  55. وأنت قليب لها مَستقىً

    ولكنَّ جالك لم يُعرش

    You are a well for them to draw from,

    but your rim has not been timbered.

  56. ظريفٌ وفي الظُرف مستأنسٌ

    وفي الجهل موضعُ مستوحش

    A wit, congenial in the realm of wit,

    yet in ignorance a desolate place.

  57. ونُبِّئتُ أنك في مَلطمٍ

    لحرِّ هجائي وفي مَخمَش

    I am told you are battered

    by my satire's heat, and clawed.

  58. وأنت المعوَّد أمثالها

    فأنى نَفَشْتَ مع النُّفَّش

    Yet you are accustomed to such things;

    why, then, did you bristle with the bristlers?

  59. غُررت ببارقةٍ أنْذَرَتْ

    بصاعقةٍ من لَظى مُحْمَش

    You were deceived by a lightning flash that warned

    of a thunderbolt from an angered one's blaze.

  60. أراك توهَّمتَها بُغشَةً

    صُعِقتَ لعمري ولم تُبغش

    I see you mistook it for a light shower;

    you were thunderstruck, by my life, not sprinkled.

  61. وما كل من أفحشَتْ أُمُّهُ

    تعرَّض للقذَع الأفحش

    Not everyone whose mother behaved obscenely

    has exposed himself to still fouler abuse.