1. وقائلٍ إنَّ أبا حَفْصلٍ

    أحمق محتاجٌ إلى ضَرْبِ

    And someone said: Surely Abu Hafsal

    is a fool in need of a beating.

  2. لم يتزوَّج حَدَثاً ناشئاً

    يهتزُّ مثل الغُصُن الرَّطْبِ

    He did not marry as a youth growing up,

    swaying like a supple bough,

  3. حتى إذا صار إلى حالةٍ

    تجمعُ ضَعْفَ الباهِ والكَسْبِ

    until, when he came to a state

    combining weakness of virility and earning power,

  4. تزوَّجَ المائقُ لاسيما

    في مثلِ هذا الزمن الصّعْبِ

    the simpleton married—particularly

    in such a difficult time as this.

  5. أحوجَ ما كان إلى كاسبٍ

    يُجدي عليه جاء بالأدبِ

    When he most needed an earner

    to support him, he did an astonishing thing:

  6. زاد على عَيْلتِهِ زوجةً

    يا لك من نَكْبٍ على نَكْبِ

    he added a wife to his poverty.

    What a calamity upon calamity!

  7. يحمل كَلّاً وهو من ضُرِّهِ

    كَلٌّ فيا للّه من خَطْبِ

    He bears a burden, though through his own hardship

    he is a burden himself—O God, what a plight!

  8. فقلتُ لا تعجَلْ على شيخنا

    باللّوم والتعنيف والعَتْبِ

    So I said: Do not be hasty with our old man

    in blame, harsh rebuke, and reproach.

  9. لعل ما تَحْسِبُ من أمرهِ

    وأمرِها بالعكس والقلْبِ

    Perhaps what you suppose about his affairs

    and hers is reversed and turned about.

  10. هو الذي يرتعُ في كَسْبها

    فافطُنْ له يا نائمَ القلبِ

    He is the one who grazes on her earnings,

    so take note of him, you whose heart sleeps!

  11. ما مثلُهُ مَنْ سَاءَ تدبيرُهُ

    هيهاتَ إن الشيخَ ذو إرْبِ

    He is not like one whose planning goes awry.

    Far from it! The old man is indeed shrewd.

  12. لمَا رأى أقلامَهُ أصبحتْ

    تَرعى رياضَ المَحل والجدبِ

    When he saw that his pens had begun

    grazing the meadows of drought and barrenness,

  13. تزوّج المسكينُ ليليةً

    أضحى بها في الرِّفه والخِصبِ

    the poor fellow married a woman of the night;

    through her he came to live in ease and abundance.

  14. تكدحُ للشيخ على أربعٍ

    وللقفا طوراً وللجَنْبِ

    She toils for the old man on all fours,

    and sometimes on her back, and on her side;

  15. فليس ينفكّ لها خافض

    يخفِضها في موضعِ النَّصْبِ

    so she is never without a man who lowers her,

    lowering her in the place of erection.

  16. فمن رأى مثل أبي حفصلٍ

    في السبّ أو مثليَ في الذبِّ

    Who, then, has seen the like of Abu Hafsal

    in abuse, or my like in defense?

  17. أقومُ عنهُ بمعاذيرِهِ

    وهو يحوكُ الشعر في سِّبي

    I plead his excuses on his behalf,

    while he weaves poetry to revile me.