هاجَرني ظلماً أبو حَفْصلٍ

هاجَرني ظلماً أبو حَفْصلٍ

فأصبحتْ أعداؤُنا جَذْلَى

فأصبحتْ أعداؤُنا جَذْلَى

Abu Hafsal unjustly shunned me,

Abu Hafs exiled me unjustly

So our enemies became jubilant.

So our enemies became feeble

مازحتُه في بعض أيامِه

مازحتُه في بعض أيامِه

فصار في النُّفخةِ كالحُبْلى

فصار في النُّفخةِ كالحُبْلى

One day I joked with him,

I joked with him one day

And he puffed up like a pregnant woman.

And he became like a pregnant rope

ما ليَ لم أغضب على عِرْسِه

ما ليَ لم أغضب على عِرْسِه

إذ سلحتْ في لحيتي السفلى

إذ سلحتْ في لحيتي السفلى

Why did I not get angry with his wife

Why am I not angry at his wedding

When she shat in my lower beard?

When my lower beard turned white

طعنتُها أسفلَ وَجْعائها

طعنتُها أسفلَ وَجْعائها

فانبجست من ثُقْبها الأعلى

فانبجست من ثُقْبها الأعلى

I thrust into her below her anus,

I stabbed her below her pains

And she gushed from her upper hole.

So from her upper hole she gushed out