1. لأبي بكر كلامٌ

    واحدٌ لا يتعدَّى

    Abū Bakr has a stock of speech,

    just one, which he never goes beyond.

  2. ضرب اللّه عليه

    دون لفظ الخلق حدَّا

    God has set for him

    a limit short of other people's speech.

  3. بعضُه أشركتُ باللـ

    ـه وأُعْطِي اللَّه عهْدا

    Some of it: “I have ascribed partners to

    God,” and “I give God a pledge.”

  4. لا يرى من وَصْفه البُسْـ

    ـتان بالبصرة بُدا

    He cannot do without describing

    the garden at Basra.

  5. ويَكُدُّ الموضعَ المسـ

    ـكين بالتكرير كَدَّا

    He wears that hapless place

    utterly out with repetition.

  6. وإذا ناظر خَصْماً

    ذات يومٍ فألَدَّا

    And when he debates an opponent

    one day, and the wrangling grows fierce,

  7. مَطَّ للْخَصمْ جبيناً

    كجبين الأيْرِ صَلْدا

    he thrusts his forehead at his rival,

    hard and smooth as a penis's head.

  8. وادَّعى الإجماع فيما

    كان للإجماع ضدا

    And he claims consensus on what

    stands opposed to consensus.

  9. وله أبياتُ شعرٍ

    أُلِّفَتْ زَوْجاً وفردا

    He also has lines of verse,

    composed in pairs and singly:

  10. مُقْوياتٌ مُكْفِآتٌ

    صَلحتْ للقرد عِقْدا

    faulty in rhyme-vowels and rhyme-consonants,

    fit to make a necklace for a monkey.

  11. جمع الإغراب طُرّاً

    في قوافيهن عمدا

    He gathered every sort of oddity

    into their rhymes, deliberately.

  12. وحروفَ المعجم الخِلْ

    فة أحصاهنَّ عدَّا

    And the varied letters of the alphabet

    he counted out, one by one.

  13. سرد الكافاتِ والميـ

    ـماتِ والدالات سردا

    He reeled off kāfs and mīms

    and dāls in a string,

  14. مثل ما ضمَّتْ سبيلٌ

    من شُعُوب الناس وفدا

    just as a road gathers

    a delegation from the peoples of mankind.

  15. وترى المخفوضَ منها

    يطرد المرفوعَ طردا

    Among them you see the genitive

    driving the nominative clean away.

  16. ثم مِن أحلف خلقِ الـ

    ـلَهِ أن لا يتغدَّى

    Then he is among God's creatures most prone to swear

    that he will eat no lunch,

  17. وألجُّ الناس ما دا

    م يُحَمَّى ويُفَدَّى

    and is the most obstinate of men, so long

    as he is told, “God protect you! May I be your ransom!”

  18. فإذا أعرضتَ عنه

    جاء نحو الزاد شداً

    But when you turn away from him,

    he comes running toward the food.

  19. كصبيِّ السوء يَلقَى

    منه من قاساه جَهْدا

    Like a naughty child: whoever endures him

    suffers hardship at his hands.

  20. من أحدِّ الناس طرّاً

    وأفلِّ الناس حدَّا

    One of the sharpest of all men,

    yet the bluntest of them in edge.

  21. واصلٌ من صَدَّ عنه

    فإذا أقبل صدّا

    He maintains ties with whoever shuns him;

    but when that man approaches, he turns away.

  22. وإذا قال رسول الـ

    ـلَهِ مدّ الصوت مدّا

    And when he says, “The Messenger of

    God,” he draws his voice out long,

  23. فعل ساسيٍّ من القُصـ

    ـصاص أعمى يتكدى

    like a Sāsī among the storytellers—

    blind and begging for alms.