1. أَبا الحُسن اِستمع مَقال فتىً

    عوجل فيما يقولُ فارتَجلا

    O Abu al-Husn, listen to a young man's words:

    hurried in his speech, he improvised.

  2. هذا أبو الوَحش جاءَ مجتجى ال

    قوم فنَوِّه به إذا وَصَلا

    This is Abu al-Wahsh, come [apparently seeking gifts] from the

    people; so extol him when he arrives.

  3. واتلُ عليهم بحُسن شَرحك ما

    أتلوه من أمر شَأنه جُمَلا

    And recite to them, with your fine explanation, what

    I recount in outline concerning his character.

  4. وَخبِّر القومَ أنه رجلٌ

    ما أَبصر الناسُ مثلَه رجُلا

    And tell the people that he is a man

    whose like they have never seen.

  5. تنوب عن وَصفه شَمائِلُه

    لا يَبتغي عاقلٌ به بَدلا

    His traits stand in for a description of him;

    no sensible person seeks another in his place.

  6. وهو على خِفَّة به أبداً

    مُعترف أنَّهُ من الثُقَلا

    And despite the levity in him, he is always

    admitting that he is among the ponderous bores.

  7. يَمُتّ بالثَلب والرَقاعة والسُ

    خف وأمّا ما سِواه فَلا

    He claims kinship with slander, impudence, and

    foolishness; as for anything else, no.

  8. إن أنت فاتحتَهُ لتَخبُر ما

    يَصدرُ عنه فتحتَ منهُ خلا

    If you engage him in conversation to discover what

    comes from him, you open a privy within him.

  9. فَسُمهُ إن حلَّ خُطَّة الخَسف وال

    هون ورحِّب به إذا قَفَلا

    So, if he stays, subject him to a condition of abasement and

    humiliation; and welcome him when he heads back.

  10. وَسَقِّه السُمّ إن ظَفِرتَ به

    وامزُج له مِن لُعابكَ العَسلا

    And give him poison to drink if you get hold of him,

    and mix honey for him with some of your saliva.