ألا طَرَقتْ أسماءُ أم أنتَ حالِمُ
فأهلاً بطيفٍ زارَ والليلُ عَاتمُ
Ah—did Asmāʾ visit you by night, or are you dreaming?
Then welcome the phantom that came while the night was black.
إذا قيل أيُّ الناس أعظمُ جفوةً
وألامُ قيل الجرمقانيُّ عَاصِمُ
If it were asked which man is harshest in his coldness,
and vilest, the answer would be: ʿĀṣim al-Jarmaqānī.
دَعِيُّ أجاءته إلى اللؤمِ دعوةٌ
ومغرِس سوءٍ لُؤمُهُ مُتقادمُ
A false-born claimant, driven into baseness by his claimed descent,
a rootstock of evil, whose vileness is age-old.
شهيدي على أن ليس حُرَّاً صليبةً
صحيفةُ وجهِ ابن أستِهَا واللهَازِمُ
My proof that he is no freeborn man of pure stock:
the page of that arse-born face, and those jawbones.
صحيفةُ دَقاق أبوه شبيهُه
وجَّداه سمَّاك لَئيمٌ وحَاجمُ
The countenance of Daqqāq; his father is his very likeness,
and his two grandfathers—a lowborn fishmonger and a cupper.
أعَاصمُ خلِّ المكرماتِ لأهِلها
وأغضِ على لؤمٍ ووجهُكَ سَالمُ
O ʿĀṣim, leave deeds of honor to those who merit them;
swallow your baseness and keep your face unscathed.
وكيف تَنالُ الدهَر مَجداً وسُؤدداً
وفي كلِ يومِ كوكبٌ لكَ ناجَمُ
How could you ever attain glory and lordship
when every day another star of yours rises?
وأصلُكَ مدخولٌ وفسقك ظاهرٌ
وعَجبك مهموز وعَردك عَارمُ
Your lineage is tainted, and your depravity plain;
your rump is prodded, your member rampant.
تُصَانع غساناً لتُلحَق فيهم
وربَّ دَعيّ ألحقته الدراهِمُ
You curry favor with Ghassān to be counted among them,
and many a false claimant has been admitted by silver.
فإن رابَ رَيبُ أو أصابتك شدةٌ
رجعتَ إلى شلثي وأنفُك راغِمُ
If some doubt alarms you, or hardship strikes,
you fall back on Shalthā, your nose ground in dust.
إذا عَاصماً يوماً أتيت لحاجةٍ
،،،،،
فلا تلقه إلا وأ،،،،، قائمُ
If one day you come to ʿĀṣim with a request,
you will find him only with his ... erect.
وعرض له من قبل ذاك بأمردٍ
وضيءٍ وسيم أثقلته المآكمُ
Before that, offer him a beardless youth,
bright and handsome, weighed down by fleshy buttocks.
وإلاًَّ فلا تسأله ما عِشتَ حاجة
ولا تبكِهِ إنْ أعولَته المآتِمُ
Otherwise, never ask him for anything as long as you live,
and do not make him weep—the bereaved mourner has made him wail.
Sol 5.6