1. لنا شيخ يصلي من قعودٍ

    وينكح حين ينكح من قيامِ

    We have an old man who prays sitting down,

    and has sex—when he has sex—standing up.

  2. صموت فمٍ أخو عي ولكن

    له دبرٌ يطفل بالكلام

    Silent-mouthed and tongue-tied, yet

    he has an anus that butts in with talk.