1. تَرَهَّبْتُ لَمَّا أَنْ غَدا اللَّحْمُ غَالِياً

    وَرَهَّبْتُ عِرْسي فَهْيَ لا تَتَزفَرُ

    I became a monk when meat grew expensive.

    And made my wife a nun, so she eats no meat.

  2. وَمِن طَرَفَيْها تَشتْهِي اللَّحْمَ شَهْوَةً

    وَلِلنِيِّ والمَطْبوخِ مِنّي تَعَذُّرُ

    And from both her ends she intensely craves flesh,

    But I can provide neither raw nor cooked.