1. فسا الشيخ سهوا وفي كفّه

    شرابٌ فلمناه لوماً قبيحا

    The old man farted by accident, and in his hand was

    A drink; so we reproached him harshly.

  2. فقال لي الدخل والخرج لي

    فأدخلت راحاًً وأخرجت ريحا

    He said, “Mine is the intake, and the output is mine;

    So I took in wine and let out wind.”